With Gratitude

Dear Neighbours,

I just wanted to send a quick shout out and thank you for the charming musical interlude this morning.  Sometimes I worry that I will sleep comfortably and without interruption on Thursdays, the only day I have to sleep in.  Thank god you were there to ensure that I would not carelessly slumber on this one day of the week.

I especially appreciate your determination to introduce me to so many variations of the same techno theme by changing tracks every 30 seconds starting at 8:30 this morning.  Now I will never be forced to resort to question the Yahoo community, like this poor soul, to select a good background song for my Myspace.

Thank you also for the 16 minute silence at 9:00.  As I was just falling asleep again, you brought back the party upstairs.  I am so happy to be witness to the soundtrack to what I can only imagine is exercise or bizarre masturbatory activities.  (I have no other explanation for the coughing and gasping which occurs between songs).

Finally, thank you for teaching me that fighting against the sweet beat of techno is futile.  I would never have pounded the ceiling with bruise-inducing results if I had realized this only translated to “KEEP IT THE SAME VOLUME! I LOVE IT!”

With Sincere Gratitude,

Your Downstairs Neighbour

PS – Perhaps later tonight, I can repay you with a lesson in Andrew WK?  Meatloaf?  Let me know.